Recently Overheard

Here are some things I overheard recently from my kids.

J: "I don't have a daddy in my family. I have a grandpa."

M: "Bye Daddy! Bye Daddy!" to the pizza delivery man as he drove away from our house waving.

J: "I'm not a person. I'm a man!" Said to M in the backseat of the car.

J: "Mom! The other kids won't share the ball with me!" I was wondering why he was just watching the other kids kick the soccer ball and wouldn't take it from them. I tried to convince him that he doesn't have to share the ball with the other team.

M: "No biting teachers! Bite Brooke!" Said after he got in trouble for spending an afternoon hitting and biting his daycare teachers.